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The "E" Story

Early one evening, Edward the elephant entered an empty elevator.

"Exciting", exclaimed Edward, "This establishes extra emphasis on the Empty Eskimo Empire theory".

Edward exited the empty elevator and rushed to find his friends, Elanor Emu, Ernest Elf and Ellen Eagle to help explore the enormous possibilities of the Empty Eskimo Empire theory.  All of Edward's friends were eager to explore exciting endeavors with Edward, especially since it would be easy with their encyclopedic education in the Epic Eccentric Earth Empires.

"What will we eat on our adventure", asked Elanor Emu?

"We will eat edibles, like eggs, eggplant, eclairs and elder berries", explained Edward.

So off they went to embark on their epic episode of the Empty Eskimo Empire.  Before long they came across an elk, egret and eight evil eels.

"Would you like to join us in our exciting episode", asked Edward?

"We would have to hear you with our eyes and see you with our ears first", explained the egret, "Even then, we will still be embarrassed to be elbow-to-elbow with our enemies".

Edward took his elite troop quickly away from the elk, egret, and the eight evil eels,  all of them echoing their error in stopping to talk at all.  Before long the elite troop came upon another equally extraordinary event.  In the middle of the road sat an entire group of English electrical engine engineers. Each engineer was encouraging all the other engineers, with great energy, to carry their equipment to the east. In the east the engineers expected to earn easy wealth, in a pleasant environment, endeavoring to create electric embroidery.

Edward was elated to meet such an earnest group of engineers.  He asked them to enlist their effort with his elite troop, since the troop's quest was also in the east. At Edward's enticement, the engineers were ecstatic to join the exciting endeavor. Before long, as the expedition travelled east, they entered the Empty Eskimo Empire. Upon entering the empire they all noticed a remarkable event. The Empty Eskimo Empire was empty.  Everyone in the elite troop, including the electrical engine engineers, were astounded and it took extra effort for each of them to envision that the empire was extremely empty. The Empty Eskimo Empire was so excessively empty that Edward's elite troop was unable to establish the exit to the empire. The only thing that enabled them to escape the empire was an engineer's endeavor to create an exceptional portion of electric embroidery as they were travelling east on their epic expedition. This enabled the elite troop to follow the bright electric thread out of the Empty Eskimo Empire.

When Edward and his elite troop of ecstatic explorers arrived home, they opened the encyclopedia and endeavored to educate themselves on the next exciting escapade.

The Terribly Terrific Tibet Tribal Tribunes.

The End